How spring disappeared.

Once upon a time there was a silly old wrinkly but intelligent alien, who is filled with emotion at the sight of spring all daffodils and honking daisies bloomed when the eyes of the alien arrived whereas normally they didn’t bloom for another few weeks, So the people of Spring-field rejoiced as spring arrived early that year.The rest of the world screamed with horror at the site of rejoicing aliens.”Never fear!” said the aliens who decided to reside in light-bulbs and beer forever being bright but drunk.The wrinkly old but intelligent alien lost his temper at the site of perpetual drunkenness.So the honking daisies and daffodils started honking with all their might, This cacophany of displeasure woke the residents of Spring-field in displeasure.So they made up a routine of the Fatkins diet to keep law and order in their town, but this made the aliens so fat that they decided to live in Japan instead.

One little alien called Pump hid under the bed so he could not get exported to Japan even if he grew fat and exploded.He wouldn’t mind exploding because he loved eating, even when it gave him bad wind and for an alien wind is bad for it makes spring come late in Spring-field.So Pump made a little tube for his wind and hung it out the window at night as that saved spring.When the aliens discovered Pump was gone the wrinkly old but intelligent alien decided to go backto make sure Pump wasn’t making wind for he knew that would make Spring come late.So when arrived back in Spring-field he found Pump very quickly because he smelled his wind, and the very next morning he discovered the dew had turned brown.He knew this was because of bad wind but knew not how to cure it.So he made some farts of his own.This whipped up a magic spell that made summer come instead of Spring.But he was having so much fun farting he forgot he forgot he had made summer come and all the flowers withered and faded and Spring in Spring-field never came again.

THE END!!

By: Poppy,Siobhan,and Aleeya

Thought disgusting by Grandad…