Once upon a time there was a silly old wrinkly but intelligent alien, who is filled with emotion at the sight of spring all daffodils and honking daisies bloomed when the eyes of the alien arrived whereas normally they didn’t bloom for another few weeks, So the people of Spring-field rejoiced as spring arrived early that year.The rest of the world screamed with horror at the site of rejoicing aliens.”Never fear!” said the aliens who decided to reside in light-bulbs and beer forever being bright but drunk.The wrinkly old but intelligent alien lost his temper at the site of perpetual drunkenness.So the honking daisies and daffodils started honking with all their might, This cacophany of displeasure woke the residents of Spring-field in displeasure.So they made up a routine of the Fatkins diet to keep law and order in their town, but this made the aliens so fat that they decided to live in Japan instead.
One little alien called Pump hid under the bed so he could not get exported to Japan even if he grew fat and exploded.He wouldn’t mind exploding because he loved eating, even when it gave him bad wind and for an alien wind is bad for it makes spring come late in Spring-field.So Pump made a little tube for his wind and hung it out the window at night as that saved spring.When the aliens discovered Pump was gone the wrinkly old but intelligent alien decided to go backto make sure Pump wasn’t making wind for he knew that would make Spring come late.So when arrived back in Spring-field he found Pump very quickly because he smelled his wind, and the very next morning he discovered the dew had turned brown.He knew this was because of bad wind but knew not how to cure it.So he made some farts of his own.This whipped up a magic spell that made summer come instead of Spring.But he was having so much fun farting he forgot he forgot he had made summer come and all the flowers withered and faded and Spring in Spring-field never came again.
THE END!!
By: Poppy,Siobhan,and Aleeya
Thought disgusting by Grandad…
As monkeys are intelligent they often ate banana choc delights until they screamed “Whoop whoop!” Happily squeezing bananas.They ‘HATED’ slugs because “rrgh! Revolting slimy things slugs are!” shouted monkeys revoltedly eating banana chocs hungrily.Why should they like slugs anyway?All monkeys scream “Rice Balls” when they see fresh vegetables.
The monkeys education consisted of: arm farts,squeezing bananas,swinging on old planks while throwing tomatoes,playing pop ball, and eating bogie’s!
HOW COOL MONKEYS ARE!!
by the ting family and two of the words by Lauren (my BF)
Once there was an apple on an apple tree.It was lucious and red and every day A child came to oogle it with a rather hungry look in it’s eye.Then one day a worm who had been living in the apple poked it’s head out and said “Good morning sunshine, The earth says Hello!!”The boy was Horrified!His apple had been polluted by something despicable and utterly repugnant, What could he do now?He most certainly couldn’t eat it that’s for sure!So he went and told all his friends about this despicably revolting apple and they oogled and boogled it all morning.Ew!They agreed “it truly is despicable we should pluck it from it’s branch and burn for being a witch!”they cried in glee.The worm completely lost it’s head and shrieked “MERRY CHRISTMAS!!” “merry christmas?” are you mad?? it’s EASTER!!The worm who actually was quite mad said “Oh no no no you can’t” in it’s poshest voice.A girl whos s’s sounded like th said Yeth! and punched the air.
“Yeth what?” exclaimed the boy who by this time was completely perplexed.”yeth we get to move the apple with the thilly worm now”she said.So with these words she pulled the worm out of the appleand placed it carefully ion her hand.But the worm totally freaked out and burst out of the apple like a coiled spring, a great ssspproinging noise was heard and eventually they turned their heads to see the poor worm worming it’s way to the river calling “Help me mummy help meeeeeeee!!!!”And so all the children called out “don’t worry wormy we won’t hurt you!!!
THE END by aleeya and mummy
That was one of those one sentence thing games.
xxx
Once there lived a geek who loved his computer.His name was Albert.He liked going on his computer to chat to people.There was an extra AWESOME person on there called Rabbit.Rabbit was AWESOME!!!He was so funny!Every time he posted on Albert’s blog he would laugh.Albert’s other best chat person thingamajig was Kelly.She ROCKED the house!Albert’s Poppy and Grandad were awesome too!!!!His Aunty (who calls herself aunty Mimi)was ROCKIN and all Kelly’s friends rocked the house with her.Albert was the only geek in his family!
THE END!!
*laffs*
once there was a land called moshters.Nobody ever went there, The people who did never came back.That was because it was a land of moshi monsters.There were five types of moshi monsters they were, zommits,poppets,furris,luvlis and katsumas.The poppets were the most friendly.Everyone who went there adored the poppets.Everyone who went didn’t die and they weren’t kept as slaves either,they just lived with them forever.Then one day a boat came to the island a man hopped off and walked ashore.The moshis all rushed forward and began shunting him into the cave.The man was planning his escape.All the other people wanted to know how they could leave the place…
After a couple of weeks, The men had planned their escape.One of them was to cause a distraction to the monsters then the others would race off to the boat.A horn would sound the man would then rush off to the boat.They chose the fastest man called Choco.
When the day came every man got into their positions, Choco went off to cause a distraction the others raced off to the boat.After about three minutes, The horn sounded Choco rushed off to the boat.The moshis sensing danger ran after him.He reached the boat just in time.The others paddled away as fast as they could and the moshi monsters called after them but the men didn’t stop.
When they got back the whole country held a party of rejoice, The men told the news people all about the island everything except where the island was.The men still never tell where the island was even though people kept bugging them about it.THE END!!
ummm… that was a really weird story!
this is just a random story we are writing on the white board thingamajig at home.I don’t think it’s finished yet!
In the dark street there sat three fresh-vegetables, quietly contemplating whether rotting would stop their apple cores from releasing juices.The problem was juices always exploded releasing nefarious gasses.So furiously they popped up suddenly.Eventually everyone morphed into dragons and teabags smashing apple cores all evening.So eventually they glitterated and burst.”Poor little jacket potatoes”cried all the fresh-vegetables.Soon all the animals ate fresh-vegetables spitting prunes out disgustedly.Dragons laughed wickedly while Captain Blue bear terrified fresh-vegetables into hysterics.Chaos reigned A.S.A.P and ruined educations, city lite and homes.”farewell” dragons yelled finally.Towns were ruined everything destroyed earth, exploded bits floated everywhere.THE END!
we wrote that on the board and it’s finished now!!
but he is a bit Moshed now,, Never mind says Kelly,, now I have a new slipper