What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?The weirdest thing thats happened to me is….Oh I dunno…Probably when I first felt putty It’s this type of goo you put your finger in and it makes a farting noise! *lol* it felt disgusting but it was funny!!Once when we were in Nelson I had some and this guy came over to talk to grandad and I put my finger in…it was so funny!But it smells something awful, kinda like dads farts and a dump mixed together.Dads farts STINK!!!OK maybe I had better move off the subject of farts and…OK so put the weirdest thing that ever happened to you on my blog.You probably have loads more things than me cause you guys are all adults.You can put more than one thing on my blog you could even put 10000000 things on there cause I like reading my comments they make me laugh.Siobhans making rice bubble cakes I lurveee rice bubble cakes they are sooo yummy!!But the recipe said peanut butter and rolled oats Siobhan didn’t put that in it would probably be really disgusting!!also just this last request so I get to know you more could you put your favourite and leastfavourite foods into a comment aswell?!?I’ll show you mine so you know more about me aswell!

favourite foods:lollies,yams,roast,mac and cheese,mum and dads cooking,chicken,KFC and probably loads more

least favourite foods:licorice,aniseyed (I tried some once in a restaurant cause I didn’t know what it was and I had to spit it out!! Dad doesn’t like it either),BRUSSEL SPROUTS,mushrooms,and tofu

Yeah so it should look kinda like that.Have you ever tried Tofu?it’s DISGUSTING!!! I advise you highly NOT to eat it I also loooove daddys pepper steak it’s DEELICOUS!!

put you’re fav/favs website on a comment on my blog an we’ll see which one is most popular!

my fav ones are moshi monsters,runescape and facebook (i go on dads one and play games) and clubpenguin and stardoll!

and then do the websites you dislike the most i don’t really have one…

So basically it should look like this

fav websites, moshi monsters,stardoll,clubpenguin,runescape and facebook and mummys blog

disliked ones,linux even though i don’t know what it is dad goes on and it sounds completely and utterly BORING!!And anyones site who doesn’t like mine.

this is to aunty michelle and anyone else who wants to know.

The zommits eat zucchini to make them zommit

The poppets eat pears and peaches

The furris eat fruit

The katsumas eat KFC

and the luvlis eat lollies

I just made that up althogh they might do it in real life!Also you really need to go on moshi monsters it’s sooo COOL!!and if you have a facebook thing you should add it to that like mum and dad have!!

once there was a land called moshters.Nobody ever went there, The people who did never came back.That was because it was a land of moshi monsters.There were five types of moshi monsters they were, zommits,poppets,furris,luvlis and katsumas.The poppets were the most friendly.Everyone who went there adored the poppets.Everyone who went didn’t die and they weren’t kept as slaves either,they just lived with them forever.Then one day a boat came to the island a man hopped off and walked ashore.The moshis all rushed forward and began shunting him into the cave.The man was planning his escape.All the other people wanted to know how they could leave the place…

After a couple of weeks, The men had planned their escape.One of them was to cause a distraction to the monsters then the others would race off to the boat.A horn would sound the man would then rush off to the boat.They chose the fastest man called Choco.

When the day came every man got into their positions, Choco went off to cause a distraction the others raced off to the boat.After about three minutes, The horn sounded Choco rushed off to the boat.The moshis sensing danger ran after him.He reached the boat just in time.The others paddled away as fast as they could and the moshi monsters called after them but the men didn’t stop.

When they got back the whole country held a party of rejoice, The men told the news people all about the island everything except where the island was.The men still never tell where the island was even though people kept bugging them about it.THE END!!

ummm… that was a really weird story!

Thanx you for ALL your comments you guys ROCK moi SOCK!!!*hehheh* I put sock instead of socks , oh well…I’ll probably write a story about moshi monsters tomorrow I hope ya like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I don’t know what to write!!*meh*Moshi monsters are so cool moshi monsters make me drool!! NOT!! well they are coool!!but they don’t make me drool!!*laffs more!*ummm…I will probably have finished chip the chipmunk in a few days the ending probably won’t be very good cause i’m absolute RUBBISH at ending stories oh I just half copied miss mc kees ending for the monster story i put on my blog!

have you been on a site called moshi monsters? it’s wicked!you should try it…mum and dad go on it aswell…what to write …ummm…ok this post is gonna be really booooring!so you don’t have to bother with reading the rest of it! *heh heh*OK mum i have to disagree not all of my posts are interesting!*bleh*mum writes long posts all the time even when she doesn’t know what to write whereas me my posts are just BORING!! everyone reads mums posts…not that I actually care *grins*We did this fitness thing today it’s dads game thingymajig and I thought it was boring so I didn’t do all of it *laffs*I want my dinner even if it is only five something i’m huuuungry!!OK OK your bored keep your hairnet on!!

*bleh* I have nothing to write about apart from the fact that i’m sitting with my chin on my knee wondering what to write next and pressing the wrong letters.I tidied my room yesterday umm… mum thought that was amazing.In I think twenty-five days it’s Siobhans birthday…Probably the only reason i’m writing a post today is cause otherwise everyone’ll stop lookin at my blog…This is a really boring post it’ll make my day if i get one comment…everytime I try to press the backspace button thingy I always press the plus equal button instead…okkkk…I’m gonna stop writing now I might write again later if I have anything interesting to write about…

please write a comment on the veggie story if you think my blog is interesting…

this is just a random story we are writing on the white board thingamajig at home.I don’t think it’s finished yet!

In the dark street there sat three fresh-vegetables, quietly contemplating whether rotting would stop their apple cores from releasing juices.The problem was juices always exploded releasing nefarious gasses.So furiously they popped up suddenly.Eventually everyone morphed into dragons and teabags smashing apple cores all evening.So eventually they glitterated and burst.”Poor little jacket potatoes”cried all the fresh-vegetables.Soon all the animals ate fresh-vegetables spitting prunes out disgustedly.Dragons laughed wickedly while Captain Blue bear terrified fresh-vegetables into hysterics.Chaos reigned A.S.A.P and ruined educations, city lite and homes.”farewell” dragons yelled finally.Towns were ruined everything destroyed earth, exploded bits floated everywhere.THE END!

we wrote that on the board and it’s finished now!!

A BRAND NEW ANIMAL BY MISS MC KEE!

As you know , i really enjoy walking.I love kicking my scruffy old shoes through the crunchy autumn leaves and sniffing the damp cool air as Daisy and i wander through the avenues of tree, now bereft of their life-giving leaves.The air swirls around us like ballerinas gone mad, invigorating and exciting.

It was on a particular walk like this one blustery day that we happened to make the most remarkable discovery.Have you ever dreamed of one day finding a brand new species of animal?We happened to see it peeking perilously round the corner of a tattered wooden shack.I’ll tell you what it looked like-and you can make up your own mind as to whether you believe me or not.

One purple, bulbous head streched elegantly out along a green and yellow striped neck.Two large bright blue eyes were shaded by the most magnificently shaggy brown eyebrows I have ever seen.The creature seemed to smile sweetly as we tried to approach, but then tucked it’s head under those large feathery green and yellow wings.Shy perhaps, but curious all the same.The four sturdy legs pounded the earth as it ran, shaking it like an eruting volcano, but it soon returned to stare at us, perhaps wondering about the mew creatures IT thought it had found!Us!The purple body, from what we could see, looked very much like that of an ordinary horse.

I guess it eventually got bored with us and took to curling it’s long snake-like tongue around some golden-green coloured leaves.’Slooosh!’ ‘Munch!’ ‘Stomp!’ The crystal clear water of the nearby forest stream must have been delectable too as it smacked it’s rosy lips togrther after slurping thirstily.

We quietly followed the creature as it zigged and zagged it’s way through the wintry forest, wishing we’d brought the camera!The destination must have been it’s lair, a large cave-like structure in the side of a hill, surrounded in murky swamp.Plentiful pine trees stood like statuesall around and the last we saw of it was it’s short curling tail, just like a piggies, as it dissapeared into the gloom of it’s cavern.

Now, would you believe such a terrific tale as that?We tell the truth, but you decide for yourself!

That was a cool story don’t you agree?I don’t know if mum’s told you but there’s this site called moshi monsters and she, dad, siobhan and me all go on it you should try it it’s WICKED!! *laffs*

i know i know i haven’t been writing my other story i forget!anyway heres another story ya might like!

A BRAND NEW ANIMAL!

Hi you might know i love bouncing on my trampoline i love just bouncing on the weird black surface with your hair whipping at your back.It was on one of those days that i saw it.I happened to see it chewing cautiously on a fly.Or that’s what it looked like.I didn’t know that flies were blue!I’ll tell you what it looked like-and you can make up your mind whether you believe me or not.Believe me i am!

It looked like a big marshmallow .It’s brilliant blue sparkly wings stretched out in front of it.It was then that i realised that it was hovering a few centimetres above ground.I was very sure it was a christmas animal because it was red and green the christmas colours.It had an odd sparkle about it .I decided to call it a mallow-wing because it had two beautiful wings, and i’m sure it was a marshmallow.It’s mouth was always open and i’m not sure if it could close it, maybe it was just surprised.It had glowing orange eyes which seemed tohave a golden flame dancing around them.It’s pupils were the same colour as a tulip *freaky!* and they were rather small,It walked towards me and banged into the leg of the trampline.I picked it up and fed it some hundreds and thousands, it only seemed to like the green and red ones.It eventually got bored with eating and wandered off.*munch*, it squeaked.I gasped as i turned around and then groaned.It had eaten mums roses!I rushed over and pulled the thorn out of it’s paw.I filled the scrunched up pet green pet bowl that i carried in my pocket with water.I guess it must have tasted good because it’s greeney lips had slurped it up in a matter of seconds.I also saw that it could close it’s mouth it was just probably surprised to see me like i said before.I started to wonder whether it thought i was new to it.At that moment my dogs Mabel and Lulu shot out of the dog flap.When the dogs saw the magnificent creature their tails wagged and they were all playing together in one haze of dazzling blue light.I couldn’t believe my eyes!They were playing together as if they had known each other all their lives!

I quickly took out the camera and *snap* it was a awesome picture.It started to fly off quickly I jogged after it, I reached it’s home.It looked like a big block of somethimg brown.I picked up a wood circle and pressed it against my eye.I nearly fainted with delight the whole wood was made of the most scrumptious lollies you can imagine i saw that the big brown block wasn’t a big brown block but a ginormous block of chocolate!Lucky for me it was right next to my home!After about five minuted i went back home with my tummy full of delicous lollies.Now would you believe such a terrific tale such as that?I tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

I wrote that! *heh heh*:)umm i’ll show you one of my favourite teachers (miss mc kee) version tomorrow my two other favourite teachers are mummy and mr jack!