Once upon a time there was a silly old wrinkly but intelligent alien, who is filled with emotion at the sight of spring all daffodils and honking daisies bloomed when the eyes of the alien arrived whereas normally they didn’t bloom for another few weeks, So the people of Spring-field rejoiced as spring arrived early that year.The rest of the world screamed with horror at the site of rejoicing aliens.”Never fear!” said the aliens who decided to reside in light-bulbs and beer forever being bright but drunk.The wrinkly old but intelligent alien lost his temper at the site of perpetual drunkenness.So the honking daisies and daffodils started honking with all their might, This cacophany of displeasure woke the residents of Spring-field in displeasure.So they made up a routine of the Fatkins diet to keep law and order in their town, but this made the aliens so fat that they decided to live in Japan instead.

One little alien called Pump hid under the bed so he could not get exported to Japan even if he grew fat and exploded.He wouldn’t mind exploding because he loved eating, even when it gave him bad wind and for an alien wind is bad for it makes spring come late in Spring-field.So Pump made a little tube for his wind and hung it out the window at night as that saved spring.When the aliens discovered Pump was gone the wrinkly old but intelligent alien decided to go backto make sure Pump wasn’t making wind for he knew that would make Spring come late.So when arrived back in Spring-field he found Pump very quickly because he smelled his wind, and the very next morning he discovered the dew had turned brown.He knew this was because of bad wind but knew not how to cure it.So he made some farts of his own.This whipped up a magic spell that made summer come instead of Spring.But he was having so much fun farting he forgot he forgot he had made summer come and all the flowers withered and faded and Spring in Spring-field never came again.

THE END!!

By: Poppy,Siobhan,and Aleeya

Thought disgusting by Grandad…

As monkeys are intelligent they often ate banana choc delights until they screamed “Whoop whoop!” Happily squeezing bananas.They ‘HATED’ slugs because “rrgh! Revolting slimy things slugs are!” shouted monkeys revoltedly eating banana chocs hungrily.Why should they like slugs anyway?All monkeys scream “Rice Balls” when they see fresh vegetables.

The monkeys education consisted of: arm farts,squeezing bananas,swinging on old planks while throwing tomatoes,playing pop ball, and eating bogie’s!

HOW COOL MONKEYS ARE!!

by the ting family and two of the words by Lauren (my BF)

*squeals* TERMS OVER!

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We had a shared lunch and our holidays for two weeks!

You know some times I think I’m just talking to mum and mum’s friends and stuff when really i’m talking to the whole world!

thank you Aunty Michelle for the idea

This find of 50 foot crystal rods the size of mature pine trees is astounding….google the title and it’s all there for you to indulge in.
Mining in Chihuahua, Mexico, In what has proved to be the discovery of the largest known crystals on earth, work is underway to document and preserve this historic find. While some minor damage has already occurred in the primary cave and a secondary cavern, called Cave of Dreams, iron doors have been installed by the Peñoles company to prevent damage to the giant, magnificent crystals.

In the two caverns we can find the biggest selenita crystals (the purest gypsum) in the world, being a mineral composed of calcium sulfate hydrate (CaSO4•2H2O) it quite often forms compact and lucid laminate aggregations. The gypsum sometimes presents itself in the shape of giant crystals with perfect laminate exfoliation, and amazing reflectivity, thus the name of Selenita. The Naica caves are the greatest expression of magnitude and beauty in the world.

Reaching lengths of up to 14 meters. Their transparency and shine, in enormous and unique figures move and captivate scientists and miners. Mining for minerals nearby, pumping water out to aid in mining had lead to this discovery. Usally submerged in hot high mineral water, these gigantic crystals could be 30 million years old….!

Its temperature of 50 º and humidity of 100 % could kill anyone. Due to these conditions it is an unexplored cave which would require special gear and techniques to allow researchers to remain in it for more than 8 minutes, after which, survival is currently impossible, making its access strictly restricted to anyone but the Speleoresearch & Films technicians for the development of the “Naica crystals project

It´s difficult to imagine such an important geographic discovery in the latest years, only compared with the Nile river fountains.
I think these were discovered in 2000 sometime, but have never heard of it. Had you?

This picture is AWESOME aye?Have you ever seen something that cool?

I have to go there one day it looks sooo cool!!

The caves are in Mexico.

Thanx again for the idea Aunty Mimi!<3

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Thanx ya aunty Michelle 4 the pretty heart things they r really cool!

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could u please leave a comment on my blog of something I should write about cause i’m lost..(this was 4 all of u not just aunty michelle)

Hello peoples of the world

Good morning sunshine the earth says hello!

Alice in wonderland Rox

Ya all Rock

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today is Siobhans birthday…

She got this panda soft toy thing,a dog thing,a pinkalicous cellphone,a pencil case and pencils,clothes,and a dress from poppy and grandad…

I get her old phone =o she also got 20 dollars from pops and grandad.We hopefully will be getting pocket money and I’m gonna save up for this stuff to make mum a birthday present cause dad won’t let me buy her chocolate…

hee hee!Siobhan got her hair dyed and she got a fringe i’ll put a photo on soon…

we went to the park the other day and it was really fun!!Sorry i’ll stop really early cause i dunno what to write about!!

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Once there was an apple on an apple tree.It was lucious and red and every day A child came to oogle it with a rather hungry look in it’s eye.Then one day a worm who had been living in the apple poked it’s head out and said “Good morning sunshine, The earth says Hello!!”The boy was Horrified!His apple had been polluted by something despicable and utterly repugnant, What could he do now?He most certainly couldn’t eat it that’s for sure!So he went and told all his friends about this despicably revolting apple and they oogled and boogled it all morning.Ew!They agreed “it truly is despicable we should pluck it from it’s branch and burn for being a witch!”they cried in glee.The worm completely lost it’s head and shrieked “MERRY CHRISTMAS!!” “merry christmas?” are you mad?? it’s EASTER!!The worm who actually was quite mad said “Oh no no no you can’t” in it’s poshest voice.A girl whos s’s sounded like th said Yeth! and punched the air.

“Yeth what?” exclaimed the boy who by this time was completely perplexed.”yeth we get to move the apple with the thilly worm now”she said.So with these words she pulled the worm out of the appleand placed it carefully ion her hand.But the worm totally freaked out and burst out of the apple like a coiled spring, a great ssspproinging noise was heard and eventually they turned their heads to see the poor worm worming it’s way to the river calling “Help me mummy help meeeeeeee!!!!”And so all the children called out “don’t worry wormy we won’t hurt you!!!

THE END by aleeya and mummy

That was one of those one sentence thing games.

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This is just a piece of something floating in the air heres a little fun for you and ABSOLUTELY NO cheating!!GOOD LUCK!! *blows kiss to reader*

O.K your task is to write with the following things on a comment with your keyboard on my blog!!Let’s see how good you are at typing

So just follow what i do I mean just write with the following things using your keyboard of course and NO backspacing!!

1.normal:aleeya

2.nose:qope347ywq

3.chin:azq,kddfhyusw

4.forehead:2323z,m 9re4r u7y 7

and you can try any others you can think of!!! Just wanna see how good at typing you are….

Also you can pick any name or thing you don’t need to do Aleeya…